Enterprise‑Grade Hosting
Secure Corporate Hosting
Predictable pricing, isolated environments, and 24/7 security – so you can focus on growth, not infrastructure.
Schedule Architecture ConsultationExplore Stack Blueprint99.99%
Uptime SLA
<15 min
Response Time
100 %
Hardware Isolation
SOC 2‑Ready
Compliance
The 4 Corporate Nightmares We Eliminate
From Cost Shock to Predictable Budget
Our fully‑managed stack turns chaotic cloud bills and un‑scalable ops into a single, transparent monthly price.
- Runaway Cloud Bills → $1,997 /mo base + $97 /mo per VPS
- Engineers Wasting Time on Maintenance → Dedicated Senior Ops Retainer
- Data Breach Liability → 5‑Pillar Security Sentinel Suite
- Staging Crashes Production → Isolated VPS nodes for each environment
Visual Stack Blueprint (\$97/mo per VPS)
What You Pay For
Each VPS is a hardened, air‑gapped environment for a specific workload.
VPS 1
Production Web Layer
Production Web Layer
VPS 2
Private Database Vault
Private Database Vault
VPS 3
Staging & QA Sandbox
Staging & QA Sandbox
VPS 4
Automation & Worker Node
Automation & Worker Node
Base Retainer $1,997 /mo includes full management, 24/7 monitoring, daily encrypted backups, and monthly executive security dossiers.
ROI Comparison
Cost of In‑House vs. Secure My Ass
| Option | Annual Cost | Hidden Risks |
|---|---|---|
| In‑House Senior Sysadmin | $150‑$180k + benefits | Turnover, burnout, on‑call fatigue |
| Unmanaged Public Cloud | Variable, often >$200k | Bill shock, security gaps |
| Secure My Ass Corporate Stack | $1,997 /mo + $97 /mo per VPS | Predictable, audited, fully managed |
FAQ
Common Questions
What is the SLA?
99.99 % uptime with <15 min response for critical incidents.
How is data backed up?
Immutable, encrypted daily snapshots stored off‑site with 15‑minute restore guarantee.
Can I scale VPS nodes?
Yes – add or remove $97 /mo VPS instances at any time via the client portal.
What compliance frameworks are covered?
SOC 2, HIPAA, ISO 27001, and custom audit dossiers for insurers.