WordPress Security Built for Creators and Agencies

Secure My A$$ was founded by Cynthia Schomp with a clear mission: To give web designers and agencies bulletproof, lightning-fast protection without the bloated 40MB plugins and terrifying false alarms.

The Story Behind the Suite

Every web designer knows the feeling: You spend weeks crafting a gorgeous, high-performing website for a client. You obsess over typography, mobile layouts, and Google PageSpeed scores.

Then you install a traditional WordPress security plugin. Immediately, the site slows down by 300ms. Routine updates start timing out on large databases. And worse, your client starts emailing you in a panic because a cryptic, red-letter warning pop-up appeared in their WordPress admin dashboard.

We built the Whole A102538 Security Suite—comprised of GMA, BMAU, SMA, and SMAU—to put an end to that frustration. Security and performance shouldn’t penalize your site’s speed, break your page builders, or scare your clients. It should work silently, efficiently, and reliably.

Our Core Agency Commitments

1. Blazing Fast (< 1ms)
We never slow down the sites you build. Our firewall filters bad traffic before WordPress even loads, keeping your PageSpeed scores green.
2. Backups That Don’t Crash
We stream database tables in smart chunks so large client stores never timeout. Plus a standalone rescue file that fixes a site even when WordPress is dead.
3. Zero Fake Jargon
No scary technobabble. When an issue occurs, we explain it in clear, plain English that you can easily copy and paste into client care reports.
4. 100% Builder Safe
Our suite is tested and optimized for Divi, Elementor, Gutenberg, WooCommerce, external font services, and modern hosting environments.

High-Margin Recurring Revenue for Your Business

We believe security should be an asset for web agencies, not an ongoing headache. With our Agency Fleet licenses, you can deliver enterprise-level protection and automated cloud backups to your clients as part of your monthly maintenance retainers—delivering massive peace of mind and healthy profit margins.